Pollution Txt Joke

Were in Mactan right now. pollution here is so bad that when weordered freshly-caught tunaat the seaside resto they asked if we wanted reular or unleaded.

Tattoo Txt Joke

Diether: Wanna see my tattoo of my new girlfriend’s name?
There was an earthquake while i have it done, so it’s on my chest, back and left leg.

Shoes Txt Joke

Congratulate me! I Finally learned to tiw my own shoes!
Arekup!Ang ilong ko! Ay grabe, tinali ko pareho yung isang sintas!

Child Txt Joke

Visitor: Are your parents in?
Child: They was in but they is out.
Visitor: Where’s your grammar?
Child: She’s sleeping.

Baby Txt Joke

A baby was yelling loudly at Mass so Mommy got up to take him out.
The priest protested “Lady, that baby’s not bothering me!” She shouted back,
“You’re bothering him!”

Puro ribs lang ba ako? Txt Joke

Eve: Adam, are you seeing another woman?
Adam: Hello! Ano ba sa tingin mo?
Puro ribs lang ba ako?

High-Powered Hair Dryer Txt Joke

I bought my love a super new high-powered hair dryer from Mark & Spencer.
She dried her hair in ten seconds, but now her eyebrows are missing.

Lover Txt Joke

Masarap magluto ang lover ko
Binigyan niya ang tira sa aso
Tapos binigay ng aso ang tira sa pusa.
Tapos binigay ng pusa ang tira sa daga.
Tapos namatay ang daga.

Colgate Mighty Meaty Eaty Minty Flavor Txt Joke

Introducing the new Colgate Mighty Meaty Eaty Minty Flavor. . .
It has built-in food particles for those who can’t eat in betweenevery brushing!

Help me! Txt Joke

Help me! Punta ka dito sa bahay! bilis! i just wore my turtlenecksweather, and when i lied on my back i found out i couldn’t rollover! Huwag ka mag-txt!